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The life of Mitchell, a high school stage manager, photographer, and black belt! . users online
casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a fuck
(Source: forever90s, via dejafinley)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via dripping-ingolddd)
Oh great.
Our lead in Legally Blonde (Elle) lost her voice, and we have a nearly sold out show tonight, with no understudy. Send help.
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via becauseforoncethisisme)
and the cutest dog award goes to…
(Source: yugoslavic, via sleeptalkerdreamwalker)
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
I stay in this stage
forever.
(via dejafinley)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via dejafinley)
Although nothing special happened and I missed the chance to talk to someone I really wanted to talk to (he got back with his girlfriend so it doesn’t matter anyways), it was nice.
It made me realize that it’s always important to look to the future as a thing of wonder and mystery, not dread and…
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
(via umamamu)
kids these days know what records are
we know what floppy disks are
we know what VHSs are
why would the population just collectively forget an important piece of technology just because no one uses them anymore
people nowadays still know what a telegraph is and those haven’t been in popular use since the 19th century
(via forever-a-trombone)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(via ashajay)
